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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
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So they tried
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
No, not a chance
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What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How did you become popular in school?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..