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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

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So they tried

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Still no good

No, not a chance

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How did you become popular in school?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..